Comeback Kid couldn't attend Laneway* Festival today due to unforeseen circumstances**. As a result we've had our Hipster Badge revoked and cannot renew our Hipster Membership until we've attended three warehouse parties, two gallery openings and one new beer label launch.Say it ain't so!
Moreover, we have to wear black at all times and ensure over 6 layers are being worn at once (not including underwear or scarves). Stressful. Lastly, we need to become DJs and learn how to build fixies. From scratch. Scratch damn it!
As I result, we recommend you don't read our blog for at least 3 months (this is the estimated time we've calculated to achieve the above) as the content will become not cool.
Your Ex Hipster Blogging Friends,
Comeback Kid
*Not actually in a lane. Liars.
**Poverty. Why don't I still live at home?
