OK. So tonight's theme for Closet is Full Metal Faggot. We get it. We even LIKE IT. But wait! Comeback Kid has an irresistible proposal for the Closet team:Comeback Kid in association with Closet presents:
The Chronicles of Faggotry: The Lion, the Witch and the Closet.
I can see it now! George dressed up as the evil White Witch (via Tilda Swinton) and Patricia as Edmund who's lured into her evil palace via Turkish Delight! It's magical, it's fantastical! But who will dress as the great Aslan? Oh my! So many characters to choose from: Fauns, Dryads, Satyrs and Naiads! WTF is a Naiad?
We can't wait! In the meantime I guess you'll see us tonight in our fiercely awesome military gear but I've already begun the process of bleaching my skin to ensure ultimate whiteness for the next Closet party.
Yours,
Bitchy Witchy and Poor Little Edmund
