Hey there reader, have you ever seen Metallica: Some Kind of Monster? It's a documentary (though it's so crazy and hilarious it feels more like a mocumentary or even a rockumentary via This is Spinal Tap) anyway, it features scene after scene of the band trying to write lyrics and brainstorming song titles.So, to honor the great Metallica, here are five of our favourite song titles (go on, have a giggle):
Tit Smoking In The Temple Of Artesan Mimicry - Devendra Banhart
Of course! You can just see it now, Devendra and all his bearded friends putting one word each into a goblet. In turn, each then pulled a word back out of the goblet (known only to them as "The Goblet of Truth and Eternal Knowledge") then each member spoke their chosen word to The Great Master Banhart. With his blessing this song title was created. Namaste.
Everyone I Know Is Listening To Crunk - Lightspeed Champion
But is this such a bad thing Mr Champion? Don't you like to get "Crazy Drunk" too? Like your friends? Loosen up!
One Armed Scissor - At The Drive-In
I remember one whole hour in primary school learning how to pass your classmates a pair of scissors safely. But never one armed ones! Or did they lose an arm from NOT passing them safely? I'm scared.
Epilepsy Is Dancing - Antony and The Johnsons
Actually, according to Wikipedia epilepsy is...Oh! You know where we're going with this one don't you clever reader?
Bring Me The Head Of Paul McCartney On Heather Mills' Wooden Peg (Dropping Bombs On The White House) - The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Words aren't really necessary are they?
Happy Wednesday!
Comeback Kid
Thanks IMDB for the very appropriate image.
