
Comeback Kid One (let's call him Patricia) and Comeback Kid Two (let's call her George) once had a fight and it went like this:
George: Let's listen to Prince, When Doves Cry, and sing and dance along.
Patricia: Yes. I love this song and it's complicated lyrical structure.
George: Oh yes. I know all the lyrics.
And the singing and dancing commenced. But after the first chorus everything got a bit strange...
Patricia: (Singing very loudly) "Touch if you will my stomach, feel how it trembles inside."
George: Oh Patricia, they're not the lyrics. Don't be stupid.
But kids, they are the lyrics. Lesson learned.
Apologies if you actually read this inane post,
Comeback Kid