
No one knows what that means and we're not about to explain it. Google it if you care, or ask your grandma but stop hassling us OK? I cheated on my English exam therefor I cannot advise people on the meaning of weird sayings. How'd you cheat I hear you ask? I couldn't remember the quotes from
Gattaca so I wrote them on my thighs/arms/inner eyelids and I still got an "A". How hot was Jude Law in a wheelchair pre hair loss? If that had've been the essay question I would've gotten "A+".
Anyway, believe it or not this post is about buying gifts! Cause it's fun to receive them but even better to give them. Here's our top 5 quirky gifts you can get online anytime I like to rhyme:

I think my face is melting candle thanks to the folks at
I Love Uma.

It's your turn to do the dishes (yeah huh, the stains are permanent)
Urban Outfitters rule.

Beer vs Credit Card. Beer wins. Get yours at
Spoon Sisters. And yes, it fits in your wallet.

Are you afraid of the dark? This jar captures sunlight and glows once the moon is out. Cool huh? Thanks
MoMA.

Taking those little yellow memo stickers to a whole new level via
Swiss Miss via
Design Vagabond.
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to,
Comeback Kid